Grey DeLisle VoiceActress/Singer/Serial Killer

Handy Manny is still single because all of his friends are tools.

Life is what happens while you’re waiting for the oscillating fan to come back.

Me: I’m a quarter Mexican

My son: I’M A DIME MEXICAN!!!!

The line of clothes that Beyonce did for H&M will probably beyonsale soon.

Kids can be cruel. Mine tore my vagina open with his face.

“When I die, burn me up and sprinkle my ashes at Toys R Us!”
- My 6 year-old

The closest I get to confronting my enemies is not saying “bless you” when they sneeze.

Another sexy dream about the green M&M last night. I’m lonely.

Tinted windows are for people who pick their nose a lot.

My new favorite animator! studioafh.nl

I just downed a fifth of mayonnaise. Am I doing Cinco de Mayo wrong?

Elijah Wood isn’t gay, he’s just a metrognome.

Just finished voicing a little Final Fantasy…

Hey, Mesh Tank Top Guys! No.